the other names

THE OTHER NAMES

Am not short
Am just vertically challenged

Am not fat
Am just extra healthy

Am not using bleaches
Just using tone enhancers

Am not dieting
Just not overworking my digestive system

Am not lazy
I just am not wasting energy

Am not lame
Your sense of humor is just down

My husband does not mistreat me
He just overprotective

I am not having an affair
Just researching on better ways to make you happy

She is not my mistress
Just a girl who help me wait fro traffic to subside before I get home

I am not stealing the orphans’ education fund
They will simply will not understand I need the money al take it al return it if they ask

I will not lie to you
It will just take longer for me to keep my word

Your hair does not look bad
It is just over creatively done

Your outfit isn’t ugly
It is a form of abstract fashion that people are not used to

I do not want a dark guy
I want a chocolate man
I don’t want a light skinned girl
I want a vanilla woman

I don’t want a rich man
I want a hardworking man

The other name
Is the order of the day
-------------------------to be continued...