empress embarass trouble

They call me empress embarrass trouble

I am that slippery tongue that says f instead of p
When you trying to explain you got late parking
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am that foundation on your shirt when you get home late
I am empress embarrass
I am that hot wife’s friend who joins your office
I am empress embarrass trouble


I am that lipstick on your teeth
The green vegetable on your front teeth
When you meet the one
They call me empress embarrass trouble

I am that curse word that pops out in front of your pastor
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am that loud fart
That trick of mucus on our date
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am the uncomfortable fashionable shoe you have to wear to a cocktail
The uncomfortable wig and unfitting bra
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am that piece of dump that won’t flash down the toilet at your girlfriends’ house party
I am empress embarrass
I am the running stomach at a party
The unexpected menses at a date
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am the juicy vibe in the middle of a match
The sad ending to soap when your homies are home
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am the wallet you forgot in a first date
The drivers license you forgot when you got a car to take her out
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am the latex you do not have when she finally decides to give it to you
I am empress embarrass
I am that torn knickers when he decides to give it to you
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am that hooker who you dint tell you were married
Meets you at the shopping mall with wifey and loudly asks why you no longer comes fro some
I am empress embarrass trouble

I am that that last point you crammed that’s the answer to the simplest exam question
But won’t pop up in the exam room
I am empress embarrass trouble

To be continued………………………………