toothpaste allergies

Toothpaste allergies This has become a very contentious issue in my life of late. I enter a matatu and the very smart person besides me tries to struck a conversation but the toothpaste allergy stops me from even wanting to get slack off cost of paying bus fare Then I go to the bank and I see a very cute counter attendant an decide to appreciate Gods creation fully which includes taking my feet through hell queuing in his very long queue just so I have a glimpse and few minutes of awe with this guy who might not even notice my short stout self then just as am finally about to get my flirting shoes!whoop the toothpaste effect stops me when clearly no distinction is made between werokam n welcome….disappointment galore Next day I am at a pool trying to relax and get over my toothpaste effects barriers. Then this guy who looks like god of a movie is standing at the diving board. I watch him methodologically and mathematically literally slice into the water and the splash effect makes me feel like I just got into contact with him…oh…a short while later he is walking in my sun bathing direction and gets a spot near me ,I give him the ’its ok you can talk to me’ smile and wait .wait wait wait I do..the toothpaste effect makes me foresee a very boring future between us if any thing was to grow and from then on i wear my highway optica sunglasses and fall into a dream for him being talkative..or ay the least a tad more interesting My hair being African and natural was thoroughly messed up so I decide to visit a hairdresser. My friend has been telling me of this hairdresser in town so I decide to visit him. I enter the hair salon but I am stubborn about letting other hairdresser to caress my head and so I patiently await Mr. .cute hairdresser. And boy do I wait! Finally it’s my turn he caresses my head gently then I decide to be courteous and shower the kind guy who has to untangle through my wires of my hair with my sweet words. I ask where he ‘packs’ and yet again the toothpaste effect halts me mum Lordi oh lordi these toothpaste effects are too many in just one week. Maybe its only me who gets affected by the toothpaste effects. or who is allergic to bad breath, vibeless and quiet guys as well as accents and slow people .well whether am the only one or not toothpaste effects are a major no no in todays society. if you are not eloquent then avoid speaking to much if you have bad breath issues then seek help and finally if you have nothing to say that makes sense,builds or even helps the other person then please do not say it.